Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
She came to the party with six kegs and a life sized portrait of Lavar Burton. SHE WILL BE MY WIFE.
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
You kept saying we got to find the end of the rainbow, which turned out to be a box of lucky charms and Guinness in the bag of cereal
My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
My mom wants to name our new dog the same name as my fuck buddy. This will be weird
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
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