see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
someone left their shoes, a resume, and a pizza in the shower... i am actually speechless
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
Just picked them up. It took 6 holes and a handle of rum to evolve from golf to a demolition derby.
There's an entire pit crew of cart boys surveying the golf cart destruction.
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
It was fun until the stripper told me it was her first day and started crying.
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
I don't need this shit right now. I just woke up covered in pistachios
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
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