Every time there's an awkward silence a gay baby is born
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
To be honest I don't know what's worse, the fact that I interupted their shower sex or the fact that I was so drunk I used the adjoining stall anyway
My dad just decided to play wingman for me... I dont want to let the family down... but both these girls are hideous
Somehow me not being able to breathe due to cocaine doesn't seem very domesticated.
NoShamevember. You game?
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
If I could run through a field of Reece's and Oreos, dive off a milkfall into a bowl of cereal. My Life would complete.
You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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