What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
The entire time I'm blowing him she's in the back seat lecturing me on the reasons why you're not suppose to do that while they're driving...
All i really wanna do tonight is get drunk with you and dance on tables. is that too much to ask?
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
It takes a special kind of man to fart REALLY loudly right before entering a woman and still get some. This has been a state of bootytown address.
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with someone crawling around my carpet for 3 hours trying to pick up spilled coke...
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with ME crawling around your carpet for 3 hours trying to save my investment.
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
Pretty sure I scared her away last night by putting a vodka tampon in my ass
Listen this is important.. if I die tonight you have to be the drug dealer at my funeral
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