I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
have you ever been in a public bathroom and someone walked in, and you played "Fat or Crying" based on her breathing?
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
he confused my yawn for an orgasm
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
I feel like a monkey keeps fucking me in the ear with a trombone as a dick.
I don't know whether to call the hospital or call the prison first.
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
I blacked out at work again... Except this time my boss watched me throw up by the bus stop and some woman let me sleep on her shoulder for an hour. Why does this keep happening?
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
I'm going to get drunk, come back, call my grandma, and eat all those scrambled eggs.
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
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