U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
so high driving around just saw a woman in a pink shirt chillin riding a horse
so high at work that a 35 year old with his kids handed me visine and winked at me. you win with the horse though
so you masturbated because Oprah told you?
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
I just spent the last ten minutes making a timeline of my sex life. 2010 and 2011 I am calling "I can't believe Im still clean" years.
Walked up in time to hear him say "you saw I was in a relationship on facebook? So why are you holding my nuts?" To her. That's loyalty man
she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
Stephen I'm in a lecture and the lecturer just said 'you can CHOOSE to put something in your mouth and swallow it" i'm the only one here who burst out laughing, this is awkward. Thought you'd appreciate it.
They'll never let you practice medicine.
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
That's the 3rd negative pregnancy test this month. I'm on a roll.
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