just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
So then she just shoved applesauces in her pocket and started talking about she needed to find her friends.
you didn't get her number why?
It's like that depressing moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
I swear if you get so drunk that I have to sing Bohemian Rhapsody to you again to get you to come out of the bathroom I'm leaving you at the bar this time.
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
Told him my main goal was to seduce the man and convince him to leave his wife for me. He didn't argue just asked me to let him know if I succeeded so he didn't waste anymore time not sleeping with the secretary at his office. I have an incredible boyfriend.
If its not for food we ain't going out.
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
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