I pretty much gave up on you when you told me you couldn't go home yet b/c you had to stop at church first. It was 2 AM and you insisted you were late for mass.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
the room spins SO much faster in panama
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
I mean it was his birthday. How was I supposed to tell him he could not wear a sombrero while we bang.
Just stared at a tree for a solid 5 minutes because I thought a German Shepard was perched on a limb.
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
I just tried to get a motorcycle cop to give me a ride....he told me not to ask strangers for rides
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
Things change once you put a ring on it. 5 years ago if I had morning wood she would have gone nympho on that. Now I am just lucky if she touches it rolling when we sleep.
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