glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
You should be grateful to be my roommate. My booty calls always drive you places in the morning.
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
and then the entire party sang the national anthem a capella around the keg.
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those hancuffs.
Can you pick up from work today? There's a surprise for you on the bed and I haven't gone blind which is positive.
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ARM DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW DIFFICULT IS IS TO TYPE WITH ONE HAND
where are my pants?
in the oven.
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
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