Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
Glitter + Penis = Best. Idea. Ever.
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
Oh and apparently TSA has to open your present from my family or the terrorists win
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
just woke up to a get well card i wrote myself when i was drunk. it was by the advil. i am a cocky bitch.
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
"Wait, who's gun did I have?" Moments when you re-examine your life choices.
Seriously you've eaten pizza pockets for every meal for the past 4 days
Well to be fair I wasn't alive for breakfast 2 out of 4 days
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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