when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
He looks like Jesus, if Jesus had let himself go.
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
you started looking at my couch laughing and saying to it "she thinks I'm talking to you" then proceeded to laugh and talk to the couch some more.
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
Oh and .... you'll love this: my life coach says you writing my online dating profile isn't a horrible idea.
You FaceTimed me at three in the morning while you were peeing. Your eyes were glazed over and you showed me your bellybutton.
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
KINGS DON'T NEED ADVICE FROM LITTLE HORN-BILLS FOR A START
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