i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
the ice cream truck is coming omgomg
dude, it's 2 am.
but its COMING
that shirt you're wearing that says "officially single" makes me think you'll be that way for a really long fucking time.
I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
on my way to nyc to take a survey about my sexual activity. if you dont hear from me for a few days, assume they had me committed...
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
I hate how much more visible my vomit is on snow, I need a winter vomit bush
We're too hungover to prance.
My cat is watching me play with my new vibrator
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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