And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
You say "arrested with two drunk girls" like it's a bad thing....
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
they duct taped my keg cup to my hand with my sister's phone number on it. I should be ok tonight.
I stole a road cone for their 13 yr old son. Apparently I told him to put Christmas lights on it, and "treat her like a lady."
Bad news. I lost my teeth. Good news. I can still take a guy home sans teeth.
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
He shaved off his eyebrows. This is not my life.
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
I solemnly swear I will not get your boyfriend puke in public drunk again
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
Here’s how sick I am. I’m not hungry. I don’t want coffee. And I don’t want dick. So, you know it’s bad.
It's 3 am. Nothing I've tried can get the taste of failure and vomit out of my mouth.
Randomize
