So..he puked on my dress and I had to walk back to the dorms in his little sisters Scooby Doo pajamas.
I don't know you.
i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
I woke up to you in just boxers at my door at 7a.m. with you saying how many squrriels you counted on the walk back, then you made me penis shaped pancakes
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
Were at her birthday dinner and her dad keeps buying me shots saying when I was your age I fucked the shit outta girls
Hahahahahaha remind him your dating his daughter
Literally best acid trip ever. Better than sex. At one point she looked over at me, started crying, holds up her hands and said "dinosaur tears of sadness". Craziest roommate ever.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
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