Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
my love horoscope just told me to "say it in frosting" should i take this literally?? i think yes.
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
new rule: cockblock me if I have had over a fifth of jack. no matter what.
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
The straight man in me wants to hit on her. But the gay man in me wants to compliment her on her awesome outfit.
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
When we were in Vegas he tried to get an Elvis impersonator to act dead on a toilet so he could take photos. This is even worse
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