quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
No, he will live forever, like cockroaches and Jack Bauer.
I knew she could be a good mother by the way she craddled three 40oz's.
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
She slapped his drink out of his hand to get him to leave the bar while he and I were having an intense debate about the lyrics to mmmbop
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
2:23 am. Im just at McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, paying in nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
2:26 am. Im just being thrown out of McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, without my nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
Everyone thinks I'm sleeping but I'm actually just melting.
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
It’s official. I’ve hooked up with all three brothers now
You should go after Dad now
I should! He’s definitely middle age fuckable
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