i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
he just ordered a side of pineapple and winked at me. too much for a first date. come get me.
the protein jug says add 2 scoops to your favorite beverage. guess who just found a way to make sam adams healthy? THIS GUY
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
There was a staple in my grits at waffle house last night. My knees are bruised as hell. And I puked pink all over my bathroom. Gooood night.
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
Why do we always have to be the people who get blamed for animal intoxication incidents?
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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