grandma shit on top of the toilet
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
I swear coke makes your nose hairs grow out of control
we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
I'm a terrible person. There are two guys speaking sign language on the metro platform and at first I thought they were drunk and doing a silly dance.
Funny, I didnt know that facebook statuses were for crappy song lyrics
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
He peed in the bird bath. Those birds are gonna be pissed
You were laying on the floor coloring a "get well soon' card for your liver...
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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