that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
Sitting at a bar next to a guy wearing sunglasses drinking a pitcher by himself and having an argument with himself over if journey is more ballin than kiss. Feel better about myself.
one of the cashiers from Kroger is eating at my kitchen table and nobody knows why.
Remind me to never go to the bar with your Asian friends again. I need to be able to read or pronounce what I'm drinking.
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
TAing a class of 300 froshies and being so hungover I forgot a bra is my way of making dreams come true.
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
Dude walks in wearing jean shorts and a graphic tshirt and goes home with an attractive female. EXPLAIN YOURSELF UNIVERSE.
I'm 99.9% sure the people upstairs are using walki-talkies to talk to each other across the room. Too high for this shit
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
I think when your throwing up on the highway on the way to pick up your mom from the airport is a sign to slow down.
It's totally a relationship. we have sex in other people's beds, watch mad men while high and get drunk on his teammates' beer. don't you dare stomp on my dreams with your societal judgments
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