Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
Dude you make losing your phone an art. You left it balancing on a two liter bottle in the kitchen. Wtf
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
I had to help you off the toilet floor because you couldn't get up, then you threw your drink on the floor and just said "oh dear" really calmly.
Dude he's the best wing man ever. He starts creepin' on a woman, and she clings on to you out of fear.
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
last time we tried to watch a movie together, we ended up having really aggressive sex. during the Lion King. so what Disney classic will we be ruining this time?
Ok, you agree to the terms? We can have sex, but this doesn't mean we're back together...it just means we're working on things. Got it? Sign here.
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