Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
I was just tagged in a picture with a bunch of people i don't know in a house i don't recognize wearing a purple cowboy hat and a boa...i hate tequila
remind me to get a blood sugar test this week. I'm pretty sure I'm a mojito away from diabetes.
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
I bet, I woke up to you like naked at 4 in the morning shoving a sandwich in your face
It's amazing how hard it it while drunk to not comment "fuck you" on dumb peoples' statuses
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
I want sex. When is an appropriate time post funeral to ask for something like that. Like when it gets dark out?
You are cut off. Your giant penis and crazy awesome sex is ruining my body...
Nothing says hangover like being in the doctors office getting a tampon removed from deep inside
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