He asked about stds. I told him I don't have any... which I don't. They are now called sti's. Whooopsie
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
He tried to stick it in and I asked him what he wanted to name our child and he quit.
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
...I can smell the alcohol on your breath through that text
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
I woke up with Pop Rocks stuck to my ass
He's not drinking on his 21st. Shooting vodka infused Nerf bullets at him would just make a mess and I don't want to be a creep and spike anything... I don't understand awkward boys
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
Randomize
