can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
I've decided to sign up for a porn membership, but it's 10:30 and I'm going to wait an hour an a half because I don't want to waste a whole day of my month long membership. Fuck this economy.
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
I'm on the struggle bus
just ordered a number 1 at a fast food restaurant that doesn't have numbers
Sorry for all the texts. I got wasted and woke up at the foot of a staircase. From what I can gather, I fell down it.
Do I like my job? I just bought 1/2 oz of pot from my supervisor at work. At a discount. And he said, "pay me whenever."
You've thrown off my entire schedule. Usually SATURDAYS are my "try to hide the jizz on my leggings" days
Doing laundry. My jeans from last night smell like chicken wings and motor oil.
If I die write a nice eulogy and bury me with my star wars bobbleheads
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
If work found out I was using THEIR paper to write Karate Kid fanfic I'd never hear the end of it.
Randomize
