All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
You walked in with a firecracker and a doughnut then demonstrated what a lazy job he did fucking you
"thanks for the sex" was written in lipstick on my bathroom mirror. i'm officially done with random hook ups.
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
Kinda hard to look your partner in the face the day after a rousing game of How Many Ways Can I Capture Your Penis.
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
Also, asking the guy who just told you he is crippled on edibles to watch your kid is probably frowned upon by most
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
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