is it bad that i shorted Freddie Mac immediatly after I heard about the CFO?
batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
I think I could pass a breathalyzer. But with like a C.
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
I'm skipping the 'hey, how are you, I have to pick up something pointless at your apartment' excuse and just telling you I'm coming over to fuck.
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
She came so hard that after she finished, she started a slow clap and then told me she pulled a muscle.
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
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