New rule: no balls on the kitchen counter.
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
ravioli
don't ever tell me how terrible your next walk of shame is until you run into your little brother on his way to class.
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
WHY DID I INFORM THE ENTIRE BATHROOM I DONT HAVE AN STD?!?!?!!
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
Ugh. Lets go crawl into a dairy-gluten-chlamydia free hole somewheres.
Dude too much vodka. I think I just puked up my heart
That's what you get for taking that guy home. The god of sluttiness is frowning upon you.
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
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