garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
Was I holding a cat when you saw me? Because that was the height of that party for me.
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
I ran into the bouncer who kicked me out of that beach bar a few months ago. I told him I'd only been thrown out of two other places since then. He was proud.
He broke up with me because "we're at different points in our lives" I think it's because he saw a drag queen with their hand halfway down my pants
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
All I've done for this 11 hour car ride is kegel and listen to our sex playlist so your dick better be good and ready
10/10 dentists agree that he is one bangable mother fucker. hint: i am all of these dentists.
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
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