go do what you do best...puke behind churches
Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
I am literally too baked to press the call button. How am I supposed to bone him?
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
I'm going to fuck every single member of the men's olympic swimming team and no one is going to stop me
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
that may or may not have been my penis.
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
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