as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
I just got really nervous and swallowed all of my birth control
lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
we made out on top of his cat.
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
I have bruises covered in glitter and someone just asked me if I realized I'm bleeding from both ears. This is awkward.
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
I tried to put my heels in the coat check
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
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