is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
Things he has used as lube on me: olive oil, cologne, purell, spit, tanning oil, and bottled hotel lotion
He needs to save up for some actual ky before my vagina gets an allergic reaction
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
No one figured out why I brought along the vibrating massager.
I want what they have, but in the meantime I have a whole bottle of rum to which I'm quite devoted
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
He asked if he could pull one of my teeth "to remember me by"
At one point 12 people dressed in care bear onesies were up on stage grinding super nasty, and two of the girl Care Bears were making out.
If this wasn't a hallucination, we need to go to this magical kingdom every night of the week.
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
He was cute in a Sketchy-trying-to-sell-you-a-vaccum-at-9-at-night kinda way.
It was like Lady and the Tramp, but just tramp and the tramp. And instead of spaghetti and meatballs, we had whiskey and cups
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