I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
nothing says "we're all in this together" like the herpes she passed around to our entire group of friends
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
Remind me to tell you a really funny story about me and arson.
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
In Texas. Drank way too much wine. Puked in a gallon zip lock bag. Passed out at 445 with the ENTIRE family here. Got up at 745 in time for dinner. I made you proud!!!
How does one take the "you're the best sex I've ever had but I'm marrying someone that's sub-par in the sack" mind fuck?
I pity the fool.
Thanks Mr T.
I wanna get to the point where I can just send a question mark and get an exclamation point in response
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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