i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
By the way, I got bored last night and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
We haven't even eaten dinner yet and she's already been asked to "take it down a notch" by the groom's mom.
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
you passed out while setting up your phones timer to time how long it would take before you to passed out.
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
So, I'm a little drunk in Seattle with Glenna, but we've all agreed that it's patriotic to think about Bill Clinton from time to time during sex. 'Merica
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
After you puked in the bathtub you claimed you were never eating quesadillas again and you never even ate a quesadilla
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
Okay everything with a penis is officially dead in my eyes
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