fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
organizing the empties. That sober.
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
I just want a teacup pet pig so I can take him to parties with me and never have to walk home alone again.
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
I think my sex life is about to turn into a war on two fronts
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
I keep track of what day of the week it is by my recent destinations on my nav system. \nRight now it's: booty call, bar, booty call, brunch, bar, church so that must mean we are getting close to Sunday when we start the rotation all over again.
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
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