Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
The poor thing was so drunk they wheeled his motorcycle into the bar. I just dropped him off to pick it up. The best walk of shame ever.
I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
The ranger made you choose between a ticket and pouring all the beer out since it was a state park.
I've never seen you that close to tears as you poured out 30 beers.
I just gave an orange Froot Loop the finger for falling on the floor instead of my mouth when I was pouring a mini box of cereal into my face.
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
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