wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
I only broke up with her because the ex sex is amazing. She will do ANYTHING if i even hint at getting back together
Breakfast=the leftover margarita in my car. Have a great day.
She was indeed spoonfeeding you potato salad out of that giant bowl with a giant spoon. Dont feel special, she was giving it to everyone that left the bar.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
It's like that thing with the devil and the angel except one shoulder has orgasms and the other has stuffed crust pizza and depression.
Im part way to drunk.
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
You can either drink his whiskey or be a bitch. Doing both is just mean.
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
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