I hate seeing commercials about babies when i'm high
Yeah, I don't like babies at all
my boyfriend just named your boyfriend's penis.
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
Someone left a shot of disaronno in a champagne glass here this morning... flip a coin?
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
I got out of bed with her to go smoke a bowl with her roommate which was fine but I passed out when I went upstairs to take a piss.
Yeah.. she's probably not gonna call.
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
Putting a bow on your dick doesn't make it a real present
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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