You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
I think I'm going to wait until after Halloween to call off the wedding. No need to ruin my favorite holiday.
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
At the bar. Madeline and I totally brought our own pitcher from home because they always run out. Hello alcoholism.
How do I tell a friend I drunkenly broke into his house and may have lost his dog
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
Elaborate
Strip Mario-Kart
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
Her hotness level dropped from an 8 to a 2 as soon as I walked into her place. It REEKED of cat piss and there was no litter box and NO CATS.
Like actually I will be single and sad and lonely for ever. Cheese will be my life partner. Robot sex is my future.
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
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