I love hooters. This dumb bartender is saying how coffee dehydrates you so that's why she sometimes just eats the coffee grinds wake up.
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
Slut skills are useful in every country.
his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
did it work
that's not the point...
The beer is more important than you right now.
Just picked them up. It took 6 holes and a handle of rum to evolve from golf to a demolition derby.
There's an entire pit crew of cart boys surveying the golf cart destruction.
I need the number of a restaurant that delivers, has lock-picking abilities, and is okay with full frontal male nudity. Entirely too hungover to get out of bed.
Also, just almost microwaved cereal. Thank god mom is here to stop me.
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
You know you need to take better care of yourself when shaving reminds you of sheep shearing...
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
I'd help you out but I got Bacardi and Tequila poured down my snorkel last night and I'm still drunk
So I tried to catch a rabbit in Terraria & accidentally blew it up with a grenade made of bees. Monty Python would be proud.
Randomize