If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
She calls her new ritual "bed, bath, and beyond crunk". Hence why I found her passed out in my bath tub this morning.
I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
we were boning in the bathroom when her boyfriend came upstairs. I wish i could remember what happened next more clearly, because it had to have been hilarious
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
Will you judge me if i do shots in my basement closet first? No? Okay good
"Fwd: Nice to meet you last night thanks for the tit flash" no recollec. i am officially banned from wearing tube tops to the bar.
I need you to sex the hangover out of me again.
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