I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
This stranger told me I should "start playing for the other team" and then continued to talk to me about the joys of being a lesbian
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
Just bc you put "its cute" at the end of it doesn't change the fact that u have called me a vag twice this morning and its only 10:03
As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
What could go wrong? i could have a mental breakdown with a bottle of champagne hand cuffed to a frat bro
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
Well, I was arguably the most sober adult in the house by 1 in the afternoon, so I'd say Superbowl Shitshow was a success.
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