And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
i'd like someone to explain to me why my clothes are all sticky. including my fanny pack. yes, this is a mass text.
how the fuck did you end up in georgia? you were here at my party dry humping some chick 2 hours ago
so you mean to tell me that there is no way you can get me?
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more
Heres a quick tip! When getting black out head from your girlfriend dont come to and say "wait... wheres my girlfriend"
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
I told him that I wanted his dick like I wanted a jumbo hot dog. There something wrong with my priorities
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
i may or may not have bought a plane ticket for a russian cam girl to fly here. also, can you spot me $300 on rent?
I'm bleeding and have questions
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
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