Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
Friend I haven't seen in almost a year just IMed me to let me know that my mom stuck her boob out the window on the freeway at her.
Her mom responded by mooning my mother. I really don't know what's worse.
you thought your tounge was "malfunctioning" because every time u spoke it wouldnt sit still.
swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
someone just sent me a bong wrapped in christmas paper in the mail. signed 'santa'.
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
Dude, nobody just eats a banana these days. This chick wanted it. She wanted to get down with Charlie Brown.
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
So you're willing to shred any respect that you had for your body on some random chick who's only looking for sex? That's the worst thing I've ever heard.
I mean, it won't be 100% meaningless, I know her middle name.
for future reference, singing eye of the tiger outside my door while i am having sex makes me incredibly uncomfortable
apparently not uncomfortable enough for you to stop
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
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