i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
Why did every guy I have ever slept with have to come into the library today?
I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
He rolled up to the party in an ice cream truck. He was definitely my first priority
I yield to the immortal wisdom of one ludacris, who famously wrote, "can't turn a hoe in to a housewife." Indeed, ludacris, indeed.
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
I refused to call him anything but Drake eyebrows all night.
Banging to Billy Joel pandora is like russian roulette. But I made him cum to Let It Be so I we both walked away victors
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
The next morning I found her spread eagle asleep on the living room floor and he was asleep with his head in her crotch. I needed a ride and had to wake them up.
He has the fingertips of a God
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