whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
told weddin planner we wanted to work in ceremonial body shots before vows. she hasnt reponded yet...
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
I just watched the lion king for the first time in years. It's like the equivalent of a really good blow job.
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
I really want to text him and congratulate him on having a bigger penis than the guy I dumped him for, but I thought that might be awkward...
It's blow job season.
There's like a dolphin trainer convention here or something. I will parlay this trip to Vegas into riding Shamu if its the last thing I do.
For whatever reason, whenever she's drunk off Crown, all she wants to do is jerk me off with her feet.
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
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