Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
i've counted 4 condom wrappers but only 3 condoms. not again.
You were running around the house with a purple crayon asking people to call you harold..
I can do anything tonight that doesnt involve an erection.
I just put a tampon in while driving. Don't tell me I don't got skills.
My mom just used the words "ice cunt". It may be an interesting day afterall.
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
I'm wearing a shirt that says "birthday girls #1 homo" ...what has my life come to?
He gave up on mugging us when Dave wouldn't stop laughing. He was wiggling his finger at the knife and making baby noises and giggling. The guy just walked away.
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
Alright, who started the "how long till dereck gets deported from Australia" pool? I want in on that.
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
And I must've sleep walked to the fridge cause when I woke up, there I was, balls deep in a fudge pop.
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
He told me my car had really nice leather seats right before he jizzed all over them.
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