i jhust puked up my retainher.
I'm pounding a vodka drink as we speak to make her interesting
He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
It was one time. Now I have to constantly remind her my name is Jessica not Jizzica.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
They're putting plan B in vending machines now. My life just got so much easier.
I just hate that one day I'll have to tell our children how we met, makes me look like a gold digging whore
He did a line of coke off my stomach then flipped me over and smacked my ass. Then, while he was talking dirty to me, he told me he wanted to hire someone to clean my room. And that's when he lost his boner. Life is so hard.
So like, boobs.
are you really going to start every conversation like that?
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
I don’t have the time, patience, or blood alcohol level to deal with her.
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
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