kristin has been a bad kristin
One minute shes telling me about her volunteer work then she whips out a 12 inch dildo
I just opened a bunch of old flavored condoms just to see what they tasted like.
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
His penis has a special gift of curing my broken heart
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
Your cock deserves a montage
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
PS: when I ask you if I look fat in a a dress DO NOT TAKE YOUR SWEET ASS GAY TIME to formulate an answer only to tell me in front of our family that perhaps I should buy Spanx. Do you WANT me to tell mom and dad you suck cock? Then be a good brother and have the common decency to LIEEEEEE!!!!
Stupid adulating
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
I suppose writing him up is more professional than keying his car.
The economy isn’t reopen until I can get drunk and motorboat fake tits at lunch on a Wednesday
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