brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
I'm a grown ass woman and I'm sitting in bed eating pizza at 4:30 a.m. BFD, right?
You were running around the house covered in syrup, with shredded down pillow feathers on your body screaming "AFLACK!" at everyone
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
We had unprotected sex and she's eating life cereal for breakfast. The universe is telling me get the plan b for her
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
On a scale of zero to "unmitigated disaster," how drunk is he?
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
I need to shower three times. First to be clean, second to wash off all sins, and third will classify as baptism.
I told him you're making deviled eggs for the party. Sisters make deviled eggs to get their sisters laid. It's science.
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
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