He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
Law school has no idea what kind of prospect they have coming in. I just convinced a cop not to take me to jail by asking him if he really felt like cleaning puke out of his car tonight.
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
There are two guys dressed like Spartans from 300 at this bar and they're making out and I needed you to know this
I just ordered $70 worth of pizza and I'm not even ashamed. Happy Valentine's Day to me.
And now I'm taking a break sitting on the bathroom floor thanking god that people who eat at subway are either too classy to piss on the floor, or are still relatively sober enough to not piss on the floor before 5pm.
He was the perfect gentleman on our first date. Took me out for candlelit dinner at a fancy restaurant, held open the door, walked me home, and made me cum three times before he got his.
Hahah I’ve never had someone stop me mid-coitus to tell me how amazing I am. Def ego boost.
I'm too drunk to make ramen. What the fuck is this.
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
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