Where is the hickey?
He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
I woke up and there was 3 different size condom wrappers on the floor. What is this goldie locks and the 3 condoms???
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
I mean technically the bite was both in my nose and on the outside of it. I thought I was going to need stitches or something.
Why was his mouth around your nose anyways?
It was just one of those nights, man.
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
Literally had a conversation with the pizza as to why it was a bad idea to reach in the back seat and grab a slice while driving. The pizza was right, it was safer to just wait until I got home.
I can't believe you won 5 grand from the casio last night and spent more than 80% on tacobell and strippers already
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
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