Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
and i fell asleep on top of a grilled cheese sandwich. not the best decision. but not the worst.
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
im drinking italian dressing and watching dexter. its 230am. lets never drink on sundays again.
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
You know its going to be a good day when you have to brush your teeth out of a cup in your room using the vodka and water mixture in your fridge because you're locked out of your restroom
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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