the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
I arrived home at 7am wearing nothing but my underwear and a fedora. I ate half a dozen deviled eggs. Put Katy Perry on repeat. And cried myself to sleep. We cannot go out on Thursday anymore
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
Just accidentally walked into a parade for Jesus
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
You took all of your clothes off and tried to seduce me and while trying to seduce me you decided you were too drunk and passed out.
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
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