So I have to go swallow an entire zebra. Ur on ur own girl.
So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
I need to get my pants from under your porch. People are asking questions.
Ask if he wants his tooth back. It's in the freezer. In the box of hotpockets.
hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
I love spring semester, so many high school girls visiting that think I'm the sexiest man alive just because I'm in college
Aren't you gay?
IT'S NICE TO FEEL WANTED DON'T RUIN THIS FOR ME
A man just sang Jennifer Lopez to me out his car window. I am not sure how I feel about this, but it is not positively.
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
You know she's gonna fuck shit up when she shows up in a neon wind-suit
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
what do you mean he's functionally heterosexual
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