I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
Caught in the act of lying. Lipstick literally all over his dick. He tried to make some story about darkwing duck or some shit but failed to realize he is a complete moron.
how exactly do you say, "i only agreed to meet you for breakfast because i thought we could go to your place and fuck afterwards."
So stoned i forgot i was in bed
I just blocked a guy on grindr for having a little dick. See? I do have standards.
My concierge just asked me to his place for dinner while I was signing for a delivery. The delivery was a box of vibrators. Let's discuss.
I may or may not have hooked up with the cop who arrested me.. Or I can cross hooking up with a stripper in a cop outfit off my bucket list.
Nobody feels the need to text me back. Men. And I sent myself a message saying nakedness. I'm all the man I need.
He said I taste like cake. Like funfetti. So I feel like if he doesn't come back for that he's just dumb
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
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