i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
Brutally Honest is my real middle name, Princess just sounds better.
Judging by what's in the bathroom right now, I see you graced us with your presence last night.
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
I just blocked a guy on grindr for having a little dick. See? I do have standards.
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
I just had a mental image of us riding a tractor through hell with one of those big guns mounted on top of it shooting at everyone while the indiana jones music plays.
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
I just want to find somebody intelligent enough to trick my parents into thinking she's not a trophy wife. Is that too much to ask?
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