my boobs just fell out on the dance floor. my wedding is totally beating your wedding
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
There was a tour on campus today, and there were two girls i went to high school with in the group. They saw me and ran up to me as i was unlocking my door. when i opened it, kate was laying in a pile of glitter and beer cans. We need to reevaluate.
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
Before he gave me the breathelizer, he told me to "blow like you're blowing your boyfriend". I like him. My tax dollars are well spent
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
I was eating pickles straight from a jar, contemplating doing something productive. What did I miss?
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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